What? You don’t press your tofu according to themes and colors?
That’s no fun.
I once lugged that Norton Shakespeare on a cross-country flight and was stopped at security because my bag contained “an object of unusual size and density.” I think the poor TSA agent hurt his arm inspecting it. He looked me over and said, “You must be stronger than you look.” Ha.
Sometimes I’m too much of a nerd for my own good.